So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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