He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Holy shit dude........stairs
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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