Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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