Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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