God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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