The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just want nice things and good sex
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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