saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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