We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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