We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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