Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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