let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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