Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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