Sponge bath it is.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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