i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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