YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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