Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
smell my finger.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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