at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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