Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
