Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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