elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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