Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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