We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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