if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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