you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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