Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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