reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
