I want to stick my p in your. b.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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