dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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