plz talk dirty to me
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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