drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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