Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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