I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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