i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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