I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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