Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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