whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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