whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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