i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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