Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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