I hate all girls vehemently.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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