Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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