I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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