Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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