i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
do herpes really smell.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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