So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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