If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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