Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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