How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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