Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
All I want is dick and wine.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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