Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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