butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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