i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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