Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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