I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
