Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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