Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
